Kiss Whoever You Want - Hoodie

Unisex Comfort, Warmth & Style
Stay cozy in this unisex hoodie, made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd²). Perfect for cooler days, it offers a soft, warm feel without compromising on durability.

Designed for everyday comfort, it features a classic fit, a spacious pouch pocket, and a tear-away label for a scratch-free experience. The color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood add a touch of style and long-lasting wear.

Crafted from 100% ethically grown US cotton and dyed using OEKO-TEX-certified dyes for reduced environmental impact. Proudly part of the US Cotton Trust Protocol for sustainable and ethical production.

Fabric Blends:
Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton

Shipping Policy
At Witty Threading, each item is made to order with care and a touch of sass—just for you! Here's everything you need to know about how and when your order will arrive.

📦 Order Processing
All orders are processed and printed within 2–5 business days. Orders placed on weekends or holidays will be processed the next business day.

🚚 Shipping Times
United States: 3–7 business days
International: 5–20 business days (varies by destination and customs)

Please note: These are estimated shipping times and may vary due to carrier delays, weather, or customs clearance.
💸 Shipping Costs & Discounts
Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location and order size.

All eligible discounts and offers will be automatically applied at checkout, so you always get the best deal available.

🔍 Tracking Your Order
Once your order is shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email with a tracking number so you can follow your package every step of the way.

❗ Delayed or Missing Packages
If your order hasn’t arrived within the expected timeframe, or is marked as delivered but not received, please contact us at info@wittythreading.com. We'll work with the carrier to help locate your package or provide next steps.

Thanks for shopping at Witty Threading—Stitch Your Style! 🧵✨

Return & Exchange Policy
At Witty Threading, we want you to love your snarky tees and cozy hoodies! If something’s not quite right, we’re here to help—but please read carefully before initiating a return.

What We Accept:
We only accept returns or exchanges for items with bad print quality or a manufacturing defect. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition with tags attached. Requests must be made within 30 days of purchase.

What We Don’t Accept:
Returns or exchanges for wrong size or color selections. Please double-check our sizing guide before ordering!

Store Credit Only:
We do not offer cash refunds. Accepted returns will be issued as store credit for the full value of the item, which you can use on any future purchase.

Shipping Responsibility:
Customers are responsible for return shipping costs. (Exceptions may apply for defective items.)

How to Start a Return:
Email us at info@wittythreading.com with your order details and a brief explanation. We’ll guide you through the process!

- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

Snarky shirts, Sweatshirts and comfy hoodies from Witty Threading let you wear your humor loud and proud. Made with premium fabrics, our sarcastic tees and cozy hoodies add a playful twist to your vibes—Stitch Your Style!